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Call 'Move on Orders' what they are: Poor Patrol.

The Latest Season of Paw Patrol is DARK y'all.

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Daniel Vernon
Jul 21, 2026
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With apologies to my niece.

Previously on Poor Patrol:

Adventure Bay has a new Mayor! Christopher Luxon has shaken up the once harmonious seaside town where the Paw Patrol reside, with a whole slew of dire situations unfolding since taking office!

Marshall and his fellow firefighter dogs once again find themselves on the side of the road as their fire trucks keep failing, with funding continuing to fall short for replacing old equipment and paying staff fairly.

Also, the National Roads of InPAWtence and other major infrastructure promises look as though they won’t be going ahead, frustrating Rubble and his construction crew who are desperate for work!

But that’s not the main concern for Mayor Luxon; no, instead he has a new, made-up crisis that demands the attention of Chase, the police dog:

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