Yeehawtheboys Official Bird of the Year Endorsement.
We seem intent on ignoring and displacing them, so let's give them the spotlight they need.
Bird of the year is coming up, and as a mild cartoon-based influencer, I assume many of you are on the edge of your seat wondering who I will hitch my boat to, fly my flag for, or which hill I’ll die on.
And dear yeehawrians (?) I’ll tell you I’ve had all the big names in the game slide into my DM’s asking for endorsements, offering bribes (looking at you big Kākāpō), but trust I am pure of heart and take this very seriously.
So after meeting with all the candidates, and making sure I know where they stand on vaccinations, use of te reo, and trans rights (the White heron/Kōtuku has question conservative views, don’t ask it about the new Little Mermaid film) I have come to my decision.
Drum roll, please.